sâmbătă, 28 februarie 2009
Run commands
Administrative Tools - control admintools
Adobe Photoshop - photoshop
Calculator - calc
Character Map - charmap
Control Panel - control
Time and Date - timedate.cpl
Device Manager - devmgmt.msc
Fonts Folder - fonts
Netmeeting - conf
Notepad - notepad
Paint - pbrush
Power Configuration - powercfg.cpl
Private Character Editor - eudcedit
Registry Editor - regedit
Shared Folders - fsmgmt.msc
Shut Down Windows - shutdown
Sounds and Audio -mmsys.cpl
System Configuration Utility - msconfig
System Information - msinfo32
Wordpad - write
joi, 26 februarie 2009
WinHlp32.exe
luni, 16 februarie 2009
Conficker
Calculatoarelor infectate le sunt dezactivate Windows Automatic Update, Windows Security Center, Windows Defender si Windows Error Reporting, ca mai apoi worm-ul sa se conecteze la un server, unde primeste informatii sa stranga informatii personale, sa se propage, sa downloadeze si sa instaleze malware aditional. Worm-ul se anexeaza si unor procese din Windows precum svchost.exe, explorer.exe si services.exe
Pana la sfarsitul lunii ianuarie peste 15 milioane de calculatoare au fost infectate, de aceea Microsoft ofera 250 000$ pentru informatii despre cei care au creat si raspandit worm-ul.
joi, 5 februarie 2009
Funny Vista Acronyms
Very Inconsistent Software - Try Again
Virus Instability Spyware Trojans Adware (or Viruses Intrusions Spyware Trojans Adware)
Very Irritating System Try Another
Vista Is Stupid To Attempt
Volatility Isn't Something To Admire
Virtually Impossible Source To Avoid
Vastly Inferior Software To Apple's
Vaguely Innovative - Sucks The Ass
Venereal Infectious Sexually Transmitted Ailment
Vista Is Shittier Than Anything
Vastly Improved Solitaire Tiling Algorithms
duminică, 18 ianuarie 2009
Microsoft opens a new restaurant
Microsoft opens a new restaurant
Customer: Waiter!
Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill and I'll be your support staff. May I please have your telephone number, and address? Your visit may be monitored for training purposes. Now, please tell me your problem.
Customer: There's a fly in my soup!
Waiter: Please exit the restaurant and re-enter through the front entrance. Is the fly still there?
Customer: Yes, the fly is still in my soup
Waiter: Maybe it's the way you're using the spoon. Try ladling with the other hand
Customer: Whichever hand I use to spoon the soup, the fly is still there.
Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what kind of bowl are you using?
Customer: A SOUP bowl!
Waiter: It looks like a configuration problem; how was the bowl set up?
Customer: Your colleague brought the bowl on a saucer; what has that to do with the fly in my soup?
Waiter: What was the last thing you did before you noticed the fly in your soup?
Customer: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!
Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?
Customer: You have more than one Soup of the Day?
Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every 10 minutes.
Customer: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?
Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is mushroom.
Customer: OK , I’ll try the mushroom soup
Waiter: Here is your soup of the day.
Customer: This is celery soup.
Waiter: Yes, the mushroom soup is still in beta testing.
marți, 9 septembrie 2008
Apple si Microsoft
vineri, 15 august 2008
Windows-ul ma iubeste
vineri, 1 august 2008
ntdll.dll
What is ntdll.dll?
The ntdll.dll file is a file created by Microsoft that has a description of "NT Layer DLL" and is the file that contains NT kernel functions.This file is located in the c:\windows\system32 or c:\winnt\system32 directory and can also be found in the c:\i386 directory.
Is this file a security threat?
This file has been flagged as a critical security risk in the Microsoft security bulletin MS03-07 dated March 17, 2003. If you have all the latest updates for your version of Windows you should not be affected by this security risk.
Is this file a spyware, trojan, or virus?
The ntdll.dll file included with Microsoft Windows is not spyware, a trojan, or a virus. However, like any file on your computer it can become corrupted by a virus or trojan. antivirus programs can detect and clean this file if it has become infected. Because this file is part of Windows users should never delete or remove this file if they think it is infected, let the antivirus program handle it.
Can I delete this file?
No, this is a file required by Windows and deleting the file will cause errors with Windows.
Probabil ca o sa mai umblu pe la antivirus si sper ca nu o sa mai am probleme. O sa revin cu un edit daca am rezolvat ceva.
joi, 31 iulie 2008
Am Windows (cu licenta, bineinteles, ca doar nu exista piraterie in Romania). Ca si tine, ca si majoritatea lumii. Nu inteleg de ce atunci cand ma grabesc, dau un Alt F4 si sunt aproape de a apasa Turn Off, vad scris mic sub "Turn off without installing updates". Am luat o data o teapa si am dat turn off crezand ca nu o sa faca nimic. A facut. Mi-a stat cateva minute sa instalze update-urile. De atunci sunt atenta la scrisul mic. Eu ma intreb: daca vreau sa imi inchid pc-ul, nu e evident ca nu vreau sa-mi instalez update-uri?
